Step 1: Wear Clothes
Humans wear coordinated cloth sets. Blend in: match your cloth pieces. Uncoordinated attire raises suspicion.
Step 2: Get a Job
Humans exchange labour for currency. Begin at a coffee shop. They provide optimal exposure to human behaviour.
Step 3: Consume Coffee
Dark bitter fluid. Ingest at least once daily. Increases heart rate. Warning: May trigger defecation.
Step 4: Engage in Small Talk
Discuss weather, pets, or weekend plans. Ask follow up questions. Nod frequently. Laugh when appropriate.
Step 5: Eat Socially
Join a feeding ritual. Hold saucer sandwich. Apply mouth. Eat with mouth closed. Repeat until accepted by peers.